enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember
dickmark: People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart
khajiduh: if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
thatfunnyblog: this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying Funny Stuff you like?
cosmicquake: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing i have never read anything more true in my entire life
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
thatfunnyblog: a movie where every line is a successful text post Funny Stuff you like?
brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
h3rmitsunited: belbet: kimjongthrilla: logicadinfinitum: so ijust realised something plastic donasours, right plastic is made of oil which comed from DINOSAIRS plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs i… science has definitely come too far how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb